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BEST

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Members Friendship

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Jump Group Chat Crack

Genre

This is crack at its best

Rating

R

Warnings

Explicit Language, Adult References, Sexual References, It's crack--may have OOC tendancies and exaggerated Idol personalities

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Daiki offers to help Yuya with his cellphone issues in the BEST private chat.

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JE Comm Sys Operational
…waiting
Chat connected
=chat emoticon set by Kota 6.26=
=chat motto set by Kota 6.26=

ヽ(゚∇゚(゚∇゚o(゚∇゚)o゚∇゚)゚∇゚)ノBEST!
Welcome to our BEST chat–remember–always do your BEST!

=Daiki has joined the chat.=

=Yuya has joined the chat.=

=Hikaru has joined the chat.=

=Kota has joined the chat.=

Hikaru: Hey guys! ‘sup?

Daiki: Yuyan—I’m going to ask you a serious question. Just…know it’s because I care, not because I’m trying to make you feel stupid or something, okay?

Kota: ♡ How is everyone?

Yuya: Yah, whatever–just make it fast, I’m eating dinner

Daiki: Do you want me to teach you how to use your phone?

Yuya: Eh?

Daiki: You know, how to use the chat and emoticons and stuff, do you NEED HELP!!?

Yuya: (⊙.☉)7

Yuya: OMG ρ( ̄ヘ ̄ メ)

Yuya: No. O(≧▽≦)O Thank you.

Daiki: Okayyyyy く(^_・)ゝ

Yuya: Guys, please, I know how to use my phone.
◦°˚(*❛‿❛)/˚°◦

Hikaru: Could have fooled me. ⸜(ّᶿധّᶿ)⸝

Daiki: Same.

Yuya: I do it to freak Yama-chan out.
(ノ≧∀≦)ノ

Daiki: Huh?

Yuya: I just do that in the group chat to harass Yama-chan.
∋━━o(`∀´oメ)~→

Hikaru: You’re trolling him in the group chat lol (´艸`〃)

Yuya: He seriously has no idea…I think he believes I am sincerely incapable of matching a smiley face with a statement, question, or emotion.

Daiki: (o_ _)o
I bow to you, you have surpassed my wildest expectations, Grasshopper

Yuya: <( ̄︶ ̄)>

=Kei has joined the chat.=

ヽ(゚∇゚(゚∇゚o(゚∇゚)o゚∇゚)゚∇゚)ノBEST!
Welcome to our BEST chat–remember–always do your BEST!

Kei: We have a BEST chat? (・・?) When did we make this?

Daiki: A few weeks ago, I sent you a message about it

Kei: Oh, I generally ignore any messages from you

Daiki: What?! ?(ο´・д・)?? Why?!

Kei: I don’t ordinarily find you have important things to say.

Daiki: (」°ロ°)」

Kei: I kid, I kid…except…I really don’t open your messages

Daiki: (;¬д¬) I’m deleting you from my phone

Kota: Ummm…Yuyan—I’ve told you about the subtle harassment of 7 haven’t I? I mean they’re still babies (‘∀’●)♡

Yuya: Are you serious? They’re 24 years old.
へ‿(ツ)‿ㄏ

Kota: 7 are mentally babies.
Yutti– ᕕ(ᐛ)ᕗ Yama-chan– ᕕ(ᐛ)ᕗ Chii-chan– ᕕ(ᐛ)ᕗ Keito– ᕕ(ᐛ)ᕗ
—BABIES

Yuya: (◎ 。 ◎) WTF!?

Kota: ヽ(ー_ー )ノ They became famous so young they missed a lot of the social growth points because they were thrust into the spotlight too early and their lives were micromanaged in such an extreme way that they are stupidly naive, innocent, and gullible. We need to take care of them, and protect them, not make fun of them.

Kota:
BEST―☆ *’“*:.。. NEEDS ・♡♪+*. TO .。.:*・゜゚SHINE ・♡♪+*. ON .。.:*・゜゚7!
♡♡ᕕ(ᐛ)ᕗᕕ(ᐛ)ᕗᕕ(ᐛ)ᕗᕕ(ᐛ)ᕗ♡♡

Kota: Stop harassing them, okay?
(´∀`)♡

=Yuya has taken a screenshot.=

Kota: What? 〈(゜。゜) Why did you take a screenshot?

Yuya: ρ(`.´)ρ Nothing.

Kei: lol (ꐦ ´͈ ᗨ `͈ )

=Daiki has taken a screenshot.=

Daiki: (´艸`〃)

=Kei has taken a screenshot.=

Kota: Guys! What is this? What are you doing with those?

Yuya: (¬‿¬) Huh…What’s this do?

=chat motto set by Yuya 7.7=

One Yuya To Rule Them All

Kota: Dai-chan? Guys? Yuyan…what are you doing?

Kota: Hello!?

Hikaru: Guys?! ( ゚ー゚)

=incoming whisper for Kota=

~whisper to Kota~ Hikaru: I think they’re going to keep them to show to 7…

=incoming whisper for Hikaru=

~whisper to Hikaru~ Kota: What?! Why would they do that?

=incoming whisper for Kota=

~whisper to Kota~ Hikaru: Why do any of them do anything? Ever?

=incoming whisper for Hikaru=

~whisper to Hikaru~ Koda: God only knows.

=incoming whisper for Kota=

~whisper to Kota~ Hikaru: Exactly.

Hikaru: Seriously, not cool…what’s between BEST is ours, you guys!

Daiki: Whatever you say, Hikka…
(ভ_ ভ) ރ // ┊ \

=incoming whisper for Daiki=

~whisper to Daiki~ Yuya: I already have one Mom. Ψ(`▽´)Ψ

=incoming whisper for Yuya=

~whisper to Yuya~ Daiki: Me too, watch this! (*-`ω´- )人(*-`ω´- )

Daiki: Moooommmm, why do you always have to take Dad’s side?!?

=Hikaru has left the chat.=

Yuya: What’s this do?

=chat emoticon set by Yuya 7.7=

ψ(`Д´)ψ –=YUYA
(′︵‵。( p′︵‵。)′︵‵。)′︵‵。)
4BEST CRYBABIES?

Kota: Dai-chan.

Daiki: I’ll apologize…<(@´_`@)>

Kota: Yes, yes you will.

Kota: YUYAN. What in the world is wrong with you today!?

Yuya: (╭ರ_•́)つ

Yuya: Just found that one, gonna spring it on Yama-chan tomorrow when he says something really funny lol
・:*:・(*´艸`*)・:*:・

Kei: I thought we weren’t going to continue to harass 7? く(^_・)ゝ

Yuya: Who said that? 「(゚ペ)

Kei: Are you even actually reading the chat, Yuyan? (⊙_☉)

Yuya: ah….why would I? (。◝‿◜。) No one here has anything of value to say.

Daiki: You’re an idiot. (ლ `Д ́)ლ

=Kota has left the chat.=

Kei: Look what you two did! Mom and Dad have left the chat!!!

Kei: ( ՞ਊ՞) bwahahaha

Daiki: Did you just troll BEST’s chat Yuyan?

Yuya: “ψ(`∇´)ψ

Yuya: My plan has been a success.

Daiki: We’re not worthy, we’re not worthy.
_| ̄|○)) ((○| ̄|_

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