All of Jump
Members Friendship
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Jump Group Chat Crack
This is crack at its best
R
Explicit Language, Adult References, Sexual References, It's crack--may have OOC tendancies and exaggerated Idol personalities

Ryosuke: My wife (´∀`)♡ loves me more than yours
Ryosuke: -image loading-
Yabu: Yama-chan–I’ve told you about hitting the chat just to antagonize everyone. ☜(`o´)
Ryosuke: What? What was that? There’s this horrible buzzing noise in the chat…(≖ლ≖๑ )フ
Yabu: Yama-chan.
Ryosuke: Oh, hi Yabu, had to take out my noise canceling mute you ear plugs.
Ryosuke: (*´艸`*)
Yabu: ~(。☉︵ ಠ@)>
Ryosuke: My wife (´∀`)♡ loves me more than yours
Ryosuke: Why isn’t the image sending!?!?!?! (`Д´)
Ryosuke: -image loading-
Ryosuke: -image loading-
Hikaru: 〈(゜。゜)
Ryosuke has sent an image.

Ryosuke has sent an image.

Ryosuke has sent an image.

Ryosuke: What now b****es? (。◝‿◜。)
Ryosuke: What the f*** is this f***ery?
Kei: That looks really good!
Kei: Though, I mean, I don’t think it’s accurate to base how much our wives love us on how well they prepare a bento.
Ryosuke: The f***…
Daiki: I agree, I mean, not every wife is the same, they all have their gifts.
Daiki: Still, my wife definitely loves me more than yours does. ♥へ(‾◡◝ )>
Ryosuke: I can’t deal with you guys right now, my phone is broken!
Ryosuke: But still, Arioka–f*** you!
Yabu: Everything doesn’t have to be a competition guys.
Hikaru: I don’t even know why you are trying Yabu-chan ⊙_ʘ
Yuto: Yabu, you did it now…incoming Yama-chan rant in 5…
Yuto: 4…
Yuto: 3…
Ryosuke: That’s bulls***–everything in the universe is a competition, survival itself is a competition, life and living is a competition, so yes, this d*** well is a competition too!
Yuto: Ah, he actually came a little sooner than I expected!
Hikaru: That’s what she said ꉂ (๑¯ਊ¯)σ л̵ʱªʱªʱª
Yuto: I walked right into that one.
Hikaru: You really did
Daiki: They have meds for that Yama-chan, I’m sure your wife would appreciate you looking into it. (´ε` ʃƪ)♡
Ryosuke: D*** it! I hate you all.
Ryosuke: And I hate my f***ing phone!!!!!
Kei: Well, I’m proud of the lunch I have from my wife too. (^._.^)ノ
Kei: -image loading-
Kei has sent an image.

Yuya: Since when did this chat become food network? ( ˘ ³˘)♥
Ryosuke: Oy! Yuyan, seriously. What the f*** does that emoticon have to do with what you said?
Yuya: I don’t know what you mean Yama-chan ⸝₍̗⁽ˆ⁰ˆ⁾₎͕⸍∘˚˳°✧
Ryosuke: Is that….is it a snowman emoticon?
Yuya: Cute right?
Ryosuke: It’s f***ing JUNE!!!!
Yuya: Yep! ❆(੭ु ◜◡‾)੭ु⁾❆
Ryosuke: F*** it. I give up.
Yuto: That looks really good Inoo-chan!
Yabu: Yummmmm! (⌒▽⌒ゞ
Ryosuke: WHAT THE F*** IS WRONG WITH MY PHONE!?!?!
Ryosuke: (ノ`Д´)ノ
Yuri: -image loading-
Yuri has sent an image.

Yabu: Whoa! That’s awesome Chii-chan! Did your wife make that for you?!
Hikaru: Holy crap! That’s insane! w(°o°)w ᵒᵐᵍᵎᵎᵎ
Yuto: What a work of art! Maybe your wife could show my wife how to do that sometime.
Daiki: Damn, that’s amazing!
Ryosuke: What the actual f*** Chinen!?!
Yuri: She did make it! Isn’t it sweet!? (´∀`)♡
Kei: ˶⍤⃝˶꒳ᵒ꒳ᵎᵎᵎ Too cool!
Yuri: She’d like that Yuto, she is very gifted, thank you guys!
Yuri: This is my soup!
Yuri: -image loading-
Yuri: What Yama-chan? 〈(゜。゜)
Yuri has sent an image.

Yuto: Amazing!
Ryosuke: You just couldn’t let me have this, just this one thing, could you?
Ryosuke: (☞◣д◢)☞
Yuri: I have absolutely no idea what you’re talking about, Yama-chan
Yuri:╭( ・ㅂ・) و ̑̑ "
Ryosuke: What the f***?!? Obviously, you do know–since that’s a d*** fist pump emoticon you a**!
Daiki: bwahahahaha ( ՞ਊ ՞)☞
Yuto: lol
Yuri: Oh…is it? (ʃƪ¬‿¬)
Hikaru: Damn, Chii–that’s savage. (*^-‘) 乃
Yuya: I need that fist pump one! Send it to me Chii ໒( ᓀ ‸ ᓂ )७
Yuri: sent it
Keito: ♡հҽӀӀօ♡* ૂི•̮͡• ૂ ྀෆ⃛﹡೫٭ॢ*⋆♡⁎೨ ♡⃛ෆ͙⃛ ॢ٭ॢ*⋆♡⁎
Ryosuke: Why would you enable him!? Don’t send him new emoticons until he learns how to use the ones he already has! Am I the only one who knows this!?
Daiki: Yes…yes you are.
Ryosuke: …
Keito: Hey guys! I was at the dentist–what’s up!? (*●⁰ꈊ⁰●)ノ
Yuya: ╭( ・ㅂ・)و ̑̑ "
Daiki: Read the mood Keito…read the mood
Keito: (・∩・)?
Kei: Scroll up Keito…
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Keito: oh…I see.
Yuri: Yama-chan just has his panties in a bunch is all…he’ll be fine.
Ryosuke: ٩(๑`^´๑)۶
Daiki: Theory that Yama-chan cross-dresses in his wife’s underwear? Status: Confirmed. Source: Inside Intel
Yuya: ╭( ・ㅂ・)و ̑̑ "
Ryosuke: Aahsf…asdfj;fsdjdl;sj you f***ing a;sduYUYAAAAAAuelsjdflf
Hikaru: I feel like his head’s fixing to explode.
Yuto: I’m gonna miss him–Yama-chaaaaan (。•́︿•̀。)
Keito: I dunno what you guys are so worked up over…I didn’t get to have my wife’s food because she went to visit her parents…this is what I’m eating.
Keito: -image loading-
Keito has sent an image.

Yuri: Poor Keito.
Yabu: It could be worse, when does she come home?
Hikaru: That’s true
Keito: Not for another week.
Yuri: I’ll share my bento with you tomorrow at the studio!
Ryosuke: First, screw all of you! Next, yes, yes, poor Keito, can we get back to discussing my issue?
Daiki: There’s not enough time in all the world to address all of your issues, Yama-chan.
Yuto: hahahahahahaha omg
Yuya: ╭( ・ㅂ・)و ̑̑ "
Yuri: I fixed your phone, Yama-chan, that’s all, you need to take a deep breath.
Ryosuke: ୧(๑•̀ᗝ•́)૭ Ⓦⓗⓐⓣ What do you mean?
Yuri: Your wife asked me to do it, to help you.
Ryosuke: What!? (「๑•₃•)「 ʷʱʸ? Why!?! ლ(ಠ_ಠლ)
Yuya: ╭( ・ㅂ・)و ̑̑ "
Yuri: You swear too much.
Ryosuke: I’ll f***ing kill both of you.
Ryosuke: ( ︶︿︶)_╭∩╮
Yuto: OMG!!! Chii-chan you ROCK! hahahahaha
Ryosuke: Shut it Yutti! (`Д´)
Yuya: ╭( ・ㅂ・)و ̑̑ "
Yabu: That’s one way to handle it lol
Ryosuke: OMG YUYAN!! THE F***!!!!!!
Daiki: So you mean we can just toy with Yama-chan to get him into a blind rage and he can’t swear?
Ryosuke: You can all kiss my a**
Ryosuke: OMG (‿ˠ‿) KISS IT!
Yuri: Yep. Well, I mean he can’t swear, it’s probably not okay to harass him…I don’t think that’s part of the plan
Yuto: (‿ˠ‿) ԅ(´ڡ`ԅ)
Daiki: Pity…can we discuss a different plan then?
Ryosuke: I swear to God Arioka…
Ryosuke: Yuto. Still. Creepy. AF.
Yuto: You’re welcome (っ˘з(˘⌣˘ )
Daiki: Tsk, shame on you.
Ryosuke: ╭∩╮_ ( ︶︿︶)
Hikaru: lol he’s resorted to just using emoticons now lololol
Ryosuke: ╭∩╮( ¬‿¬ )╭∩╮
Ryosuke: Wait. Seriously Chinen, what the f*** did you do to my phone?! Why can’t I write the word f*** now!? I’m going to f****ing kill you when I get my hands on you!
Ryosuke: F***!!!! (╯°Д°)╯︵/(.□ . )
Yuri: We all agree–you swear too much, I’m just helping you learn to control your mood better.
Yuri: ღཾཿ༉ ༘჻ღཾཿ༉ ༘჻ღཾཿ༉ ༘჻ღཾཿ჻
Yabu: Truth.
Hikaru: That’s true
Yuto: I agree…sorry Yama-chan (。•́︿•̀。)
Keito: I hardly even notice it?
Yabu: You’re around him too much so you’ve grown immune to it Keito.
Yuya: ╭( ・ㅂ・)و ̑̑ "
Keito: Huh. Weird…
Ryosuke: God da** it! Oh, hell no.
Ryosuke: Wait. Why can I write hell!? (*´・д・)ノɂ̥Ɂ̥
Yuri: It’s a place so I didn’t put it in the filter (。◝‿◜。)
Yuri: Probably where you’re going if you don’t learn to control your mood better.
Ryosuke: F*** you!
Ryosuke: F * * * you!
Ryosuke: F.*.*.* you!
Ryosuke: F-*-*-* you!
Ryosuke: ┻━┻ ︵ヽ(`Д´)ノ︵ ┻━┻”
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Yuya: ╭( ・ㅂ・)و ̑̑ "
